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We Rule the Skies!

All the world, it seems, is united against the threat of a nuclear Iran – what more proof do we need than the drought in Iran. Of course, there are droughts all over the world – in some areas of … Continue reading

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I Need My Squirrels!

I’m so upset. I’ve been working hard to rally my animal friends for the massive attack to come. Sure, the Israeli air force will play a role in combating the Iranian nuclear program, but let’s face it, we all know … Continue reading

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A Flaming Success

Wow, it’s been so long since I had time to just sit back, clap my fins and write. I was in Syria for a while – nasty place, really. They were so busy killing themselves, there was nothing for me … Continue reading

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Confession…I killed the sheriff…I mean…

I killed the Iranian scientists. I know…I know… I couldn’t help myself – you see, somehow, these men got to thinking that it was okay to wipe out a nation of 7 million, including over 5 million Jews. I started … Continue reading

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Turkey Time

I don’t like to write what my orders are in advance. It’s not too smart, but this time, I’m so excited! I’m going to Turkey! I was going to fly from Tel Aviv to Istanbul, but after I heard about … Continue reading

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Need Fresh Recruits! Zionist Crocodiles

or are they alligators? To be honest, I don’t want to get too close to check! I’ve succeeded in my latest Zionist plot. I sneaked into the crocodile farm in the Jordan Valley to release a Zionist crocodile. I found … Continue reading

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Libyan Commander says 50,000 killed

in the Libyan uprising to bring down Gaddafi. Wow, 50,000 anti-Israel people were killed while fighting their anti-Israel government…in order to bring about a new regime which will likely be just as anti-Israel. 50,000 killed…and I didn’t even do anything … Continue reading

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