Egyptian Infertility Plot

I can now confess – as the Egyptians…they are so smart…have figured it out. I was busy in Egypt trying to cause…”mass infertility” as they wash that man right out of their hair…oh wait, that was South Pacific and this is the Mediterranean. Well, the chemical – if that’s what I was using, is supposed to make them all infertile.

Egypt’s newspaper reported today: “‘Mossad agent Ofir Harari’ instructed Jordanian Ibrahim abu-Zaid to set up a company in Egypt which would exclusively import an Israeli hair product, for both men and women, which causes infertility. This in order to completely destroy Egyptian reproduction abilities.”

You know, this has to be the truth – it really is a Mossad plot – I mean, who could make this stuff up?

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